March 2012
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TORRENTS FROM NOW EVERYTHING IS CLOSED D:
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
fugrats:
for my sweet sixteen my dad bought me a life size model of the eiffel tower (in pink of course) and he got enrique iglasias to perform on top of it and everything but all i really wanted was an iphone 3GS (the party was in 2007) so i threw a fit and cried in front of all my friends. lets just say after that i got my iphone 3GS(:
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
chimingofthebells:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Wait what does this mean?
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
The 8th gif in your folder is what your soul is...
shercock-block:
azryal00:
deliciouslycheesy:
confettiparade:
allonsyhaley:
helena—ravenclaw:
z-raid:
primitiveradiogoddess:
striderprovider:
zombieskully:
delusional-careers:
sassy-gay-beluga-whale:
dirty-dirty-hedgehog:
uh
no thank you
oh
o
….huh
ok
LIKE A FUCKING BOSS
Accurate.
YES
Painfully accurate.
LOL HALEY
i hate...
February 2012
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...
prettybluescarf:
epic-humor:
…Can we?
Awesome stuffs here!
annefranksgasmask:
Eating the recommended serving size must be so boring
9 tags
Sign Me Up
quirkybritishbird:
Benedict Cumberbatch’s half sister, Tracy Peacock, has said:
‘I think that [Cumberbatch’s girlfriend] would have to be someone not in the acting profession. Someone who was happy to hold the fort while he went off and pursued his career.’
Where do I apply?
Source: Daily Mail
I'm not Tumblr famous.
jammy-john:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
This.
I’m laying in the shade by the pool, smoking a cigarette, sipping a Highball, and reading Sherlock ff. Life is such a lovely thing sometimes.
Personal Blagging 2-29-12
Bored. Glad to have a day off from work though, even if I am spending it laying around watching reruns of The Office [US] and drinking Red Bulls. Maybe I’ll break out a little whiskey. I don’t know. Time for a cigarette.
My best friend has been introducing me to Bush lately. I had only known the songs that were on the radio, but their other songs are good too. I’m listening...
